Chaos Update- not for the weak of stomach!

Hi! Just wanted to fill you all in on the latest here on Chaos Hill. We are slowly adjusting, but have a ways to go, I think. We are definite creatures of habit and we like to call ourselves the "samersons" so it takes us a little longer than most I'm thinking.(this will lack all grammar and punctuation) I realized what it had come to the other morning after my 2 two hour naps that night as I was changing Beckett which is his favorite time to pee and poop at the same time which would be ok except that his poops are projectile and his pees hits his forhead..so that is all in the works, while Finley is standing close by asking me 18 questions in a row about Becketts "shoowee"(poop diaper) with a mouth full of orange- suddenly she gags loudly and barfs orange everywhere while the pee fountain and poop machine are going. To add to all this B begins to sneeze violently over and over until the hugest boogie we've ever seen shoots out and lands on his cheek...Jamie is yelping and has jammed his toe and is hiking his leg up on to the KITCHEN COUNTER to show me the blood under his toe nail, max is whining desperately to go out, I'm looking for the "resolve" and some antibacterial soap to wash the yellow-poop and oranges off and all I can think is... I really need to brush my teeth..
On a serious note, we are thanking our Lord everyday for the amazing masterpieces He has entrusted into our care and couldn't be more entertained. A couple Finley-isms for the day for you.. "do you need the self-control mama?" as she's handing me the remote-control. And likes to call Beckett "sweet pea" like daddy calls her. She is such a silly girl, will only take her rain coat and boots off for a bath and has learned to 'skip' which she has since replaced with walking.
For anyone who was concerned..Finley recovered from the choking-gagging-orange inciednt, Max made it to the yard,Beckett feels MUCH better, daddy's toe is still attached and I am still hoping to brush my teeth one of these days!